AVADA KEDAVRAAVADA KEDAVRA A parody of "Hakuna Matata" by Elton John and Tim Rice
Wormtail: Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must Get Lord Voldemort's behind. Voldemort: No. No. No! Wormtail: Sorry my lord... Voldemort: Amateur! It's Get behind Lord Voldemort. Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it's up to you. Draco: Uh... that's not what they teach us at Hogwarts. Voldemort: Then maybe you need a new lesson.†Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse! Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse! Voldemort: It means no Harry, better call him a hearse Wormtail: Okay he's a hearse! Voldemort and Wormtail: Ha! It's our trouble-free, artillery Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Draco: Avada Kedavra? Wormtail: Yeah. It's our favorite hex! Draco: What's a hex? Voldemort: Geez kid, what the hex wrong with you? Ha ha ha! Wormtail: Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems. Voldemort: That's right. Take Wormtail here Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)... Wormtail: When I was a young Hogwarts (student). Voldemort: Very nice. Wormtail: Heh heh, Thank you. Voldemort: He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed. Wormtail: I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined... that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin. And oh, the shame... Voldemort: He was ashamed. Wormtail: Such a lame nickname... Voldemort: Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame. Wormtail: And I wanted to quit... Voldemort: How did ya feel? Wormtail: Well, I felt like Voldemort: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids! Wormtail: Oh. Sorry. Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra! Voldemort: Even though you don't shave (yet). Draco: It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave. Voldemort: Yeah, sing it kid! Voldemort and Draco: It's our recipe... Wormtail: For anarchy... All: Avada Kedavra! Voldemort: Welcome to the dark side. Draco: You're all killers? Voldemort: We kill whoever we want. Wormtail: Yup! Turn Сem into rump roasts! Draco: That's beautiful! Wormtail: That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad! Draco: I'm so angry I could kill a house-elf. Voldemort: Heh we don't need a house-elf killed yet. Draco: An owl? Voldemort: Nuh-uh. Draco: Harry Potter?! Voldemort: No, he's mine! Listen, if you're going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to go away. Draco: Oooh, who's that? Voldemort: A certain headmaster who did you think? Draco: Ohhhh Wow Voldemort: Oh yeah I hope you're not chicken. Wormtail: Unforgivable, yet satisfying! Voldemort: This is a rare opportunity. Wormtail: Mmm hmmm... Voldemort: Mmmm he'll die with a very pleasant crunch. Wormtail: You'll learn to love it! Voldemort: I'm tellin' you kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability Heh heh, the little muggle kind. And best of all we're all pureblood! Wormtail: Ahem Voldemort: That is, except me. Well, kid? Draco: Oh well Wormtail: Hey! Don't point that at me! Draco: Avada Kedavra Wormtail: (dying) Aaagh! Draco: (laughing) Unforgivable, yet satisfying. Voldemort: That's it! Draco and Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada -- Draco: It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave. All: Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green... Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Draco: Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha! Voldemort: That's right It's the circle of death Wormtail: My hand hurts Voldemort: Be prepared Can you feel the death tonight? Draco: Ooo ooo ooo... Voldemort: I just can't wait to be king! Draco: Avada Kedavra... Voldemort: King King Voldemort that's, that's me King Voldemort!
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